This is a song that Derek sings in A Tiny Bit Lucky. Tom later got it stuck in his head.
I'm quiet as a mouse
I make my home in someone else's house
I'm not fussy, any place will do
If it's warm, I like a place with food
You won't hear me taking a stroll
Straight through the flowers
Jump on a wall
Over the grass I don't care
I'm awake in the dark
And sleep in the day
Where l leave my FUR
I'll make my home there
Cause Hay I'm a cat. I'm a pussy cat I have lots of furrr
I like to drink milk, I like to purrr
Don't mess with me, I'm on the PROWL
I'll sit outside your house and YOWL
Hay I'm a cat. I'm a pussy cat
I'll be your best friend
If there's food in the pot
But once it's all gone
I'll be OFF like a shot
And if I go missing
Will you do me a favour?
Don't make a big scene
Cause now I live with your neighbour
A Tiny Bit LuckyEdit
Derek sang this. After, June was sneaking past the cat banners, making him YOWL outside. Tom later got it stuck in his head, making Delia think that he can sing like a cat.
- The song was based on June's cat, Roger.